Wine Glass Sayings - Making Great Gifts


Even though we’re generally a men’s website, we do enjoy reviewing products that relate to both sexes and wine glasses fall into that category. It’s always nice to buy a little something for the ladies of the house anyway, and wine glasses are a wonderful gift for any occasion.

In fact, today there is a larger range of wine glasses with the addition of the more popular stemless design. So, we’re including a few of these in our reviews of wine glass sayings as there are some lovely styles out there.

So, check out some of these great wine glasses that are sure to bring a little humour into your home. They’re also a great gift for the big occasions such as 30th or 40 birthdays. They’re also a different option for bridal party or Groomsman gifts.

There’s no real need for a buyer guide with these wine glasses as there one-of-a-kind and you’ll be looking for the hilarity of the slogan rather than the quality of the gift. That’s not to say the quality of these products are not up to scratch, on the contrary, they are all top rated products.

Even if you didn’t drink from these glasses, they’d look great sitting atop your wine glass shelves.

So, see if there’s anything here that tickles your funny bone, you may just find that perfect gift.

#1 - A Poem About Work Wine Glass

Customer Reviews



? High end etching
? Dishwasher safe
? Premium quality glassware
? Awesome gift idea


? Shipping required to pay if returned

Well, I’ve chosen this first wine glass because it suited me down to the ground. Firstly, the meme on this glass was so brilliant. I just couldn’t wait to get home to start drinking out of it.! Obviously, things are different now, website creation is so much more fun. But I still drink wine!

I love the style and size of this wine glass; the stemless design is all the rage these days, and I’m on-board. You’ll notice it has a wide base and can be used for all types of wine, preferably red in my case. What you may not notice is the smooth rim that accentuates the great quality glassware.

The etching on the glass is also of the highest quality ink, and it’s dishwasher safe. Meaning it will not fade or peel off from constant washing in the dishwasher.

You’ll love that these wine glasses make perfect gifts for any occasion and can be given to men or women alike. They don’t discriminate!

They are a fun present and would be appreciated as a table gift at Xmas perhaps.

Great features include:

  • High quality glassware
  • Top end white etching
  • Dishwasher safe
  • Perfect gift

You can also be satisfied that if you are not happy with the product, this company will offer a full hassle-free refund or replacement. I really like it when a company stands by their products like this. However, we’ve noticed that customers will have to pay shipping to have the glass returned. This makes it hardy worth returning the wine glass, as it’s not that expensive in the first place.

You can check out the customer reviews which give this wine glass a 4.7-star rating from over 70 reviews. That’s a very good rating. They also have a number of other products that you can view by clicking the ‘Check it Out’ button.

#2 - In Dog Wines Funny Wine Glass

Customer Reviews



? Premium glassware
? Gift boxed
? Dishwasher safe



Perfect for red or white wine lovers that preferably have a pooch! I love this ‘wine glass saying’ that gives the impression of 1 drink for every 7. (Obviously, as there are 7 dog years for 1 human year). Your guests will be impressed when you bring this one out.

Again, it’s made of premium crystal-clear glassware in the USA and is dishwasher safe. This makes protection of your precious wine glass a priority.

You’ll also love that the hilarious wine glass is gift boxed which makes it even more perfect as a gift for any type of occasion such as birthdays or an anniversary. Even just giving to a family member to show your appreciation.

The white printing gets more enhanced once the wine is poured, especially if it’s red wine. They use quality ink which is fired-on for maximum durability. The contrast of white on red shows of the saying extremely well. Wouldn’t a set of there wine glasses go well sitting on top of your liquor cabinet.

Can you imagine offering this glass to a friend that is a dog lover? They will keel over with laughter, especially after 7 glasses!

Great features include:

  • Hilarious ‘Dog Wines’ saying
  • Premium clear glassware
  • Dishwasher safe
  • Gift boxed

Novelty gifts are such a great idea for numerous occasions and this wine glass says it all. It’s been rated 5-stars from 15 customers with all showing maximum satisfaction. Check out the reviews for yourself by clicking the accompanying image.

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#3 - Lolita Love My Wine Glass

Customer Reviews



? Extraordinary hand painted design
? Amazing signature gift box
? Officially licensed


? Non dishwasher safe

Have you ever seen a wine glass like this? Yes, it does have a great deal of detail surrounding the glass and it looks amazing. Somewhere in amongst the detail is a witty slogan stating, ‘The Wine is Not for Cooking’. What a perfect gift for a cook or chef.

Well, you don’t need to be a cook, but it would be appropriate. This would make an ideal Mother’s Day gift, I know many mum’s that would appreciate such a gesture. There’s another great benefit to this wine glass. If you are dinking from it for the night, nobody is going to mix it up with their own glass. Clever hey!

Your wine glass will hold up to 15 ounces (440ml) and encompasses all sorts of design flair. You’ll love the bottom of the stem base which shows a fabulous recipe. Now that’s an unusual idea.

It’s also unusual to find hand painted wine glasses but that’s exactly what you get with a Lolita wine glass. In fact, you will also find that Lolita has hand painted Martini or Margarita glasses to bring out at big party’s.

You will also appreciate the gift box that this unique wine glass comes in. It is a signature distinctive round box with lid that cushions the glass, just as nice as the wine glass itself, with a selection of the Lolita designs printed around the gift box. It’s a nice touch.

Great features include:

  • Hand-painted design
  • Officially licenced trademark
  • Signature giftbox
  • Vibrant colors

Even though the glassware is of great quality, it’s recommended that you give the wine glasses a gentle hand wash rather that placing in the dishwasher. The embellishments that are applied to the glasses are extremely detailed and I’m sure you’d prefer they were kept intact!

There’s only been a limited amount of sales for this specific glass and most have given a 5-star rating. It’s funny how some people give a great review yet only give a 4-star rating which drops the average! Odd.

#4 - Funny Mom Juice Wine Glass

Customer Reviews



? Made in USA
? Fire sealed printing
? Restaurant grade clear glass



Okay, here’s an oldie but a goodie. This wine glass saying is so appropriate for so many mothers, especially if you have a little terror of a child. It just explains your life on so many fronts and promotes your needs after a long day with your kids.

It’s a little different from the other glasses reviewed up to now, in that it has matt colored lettering. The saying is clearly visible even on a glass of white wine as it’s created in rich gold metallic paint that is printed onto the glass before being fire sealed. This protects the lettering so that it will not peel or be scraped off.

The 17 oz Libbey glass is made from premium restaurant-grade clear glass which you’ll appreciate is made in the USA.

My wife that I bought this for, has received so many approving comments when she brings this glass out (which seems to be each and every night)! It really is a conversation starter (not that that seems to be a problem with most mums)!

Not that you need an excuse to buy one of these, but they also make an awesome gift for the mother-in-need that you know.

Great features include:

  • Restaurant-grade glass
  • Fire-sealed printing
  • Funny slogan
  • Made in USA

With great satisfaction from all customers, they’ve rated this a 4.9-star out of 5. The company also have a satisfaction guarantee which I love, as they are backing up their reputation. Nice buy, and would look great on your wine glass shelves.

#5 - Funny Sippy Cup Novelty Present

Customer Reviews



? Premium etching
? Choice to Personalize
? High quality glass


? Smaller than others

You’ll love this wine glass saying as it’s so good for so many occasions. With a multitude of different templates to suit your recipient. From the attached image that says ‘’Gigi’s Sippy Cup’, you can choose from a range of other names that will substitute the name Mimi. For instance, here’s some examples of other Sippy Cups.

How about Auntie’s Sippy Cup, Dad’s, Mums, Bestie’s, grandma’s, Hubby’s, Wifey’s or even Princess’s Sippy Cup. There’s a number of pre-made template names to choose from but it gets even better. There’s also a Personalization option to allow for wording on the back of the wine glass and an extra line on the front. Awesome hey.

The wine glass itself is slightly smaller than some of the others here with a capacity of just over 12 ounces. Not that it really matters, when do you ever fill your wine glass to the brim?

It’s a lovely looking quality glass with premium laser etching. You won’t have to worry about placing the glass in the dishwasher, the etching is designed not to be removed in water loads of this sort.

Great features include:

  • Personalization option
  • High quality glass
  • Premium etching
  • Dishwasher safe

Hopefully you won’t have to benefit from the 100% money back guarantee which is offered if you’re not satisfied.

There’s been a great response from customers with over 60 giving a 4.8-star rating. So many buyers saying they bought one as a gift and it’s gone down really well with the recipient, especially mums, aunties & gramdmas!

#6 - I Do Not Spew Profanities Funny Wine Glass

Customer Reviews



? 13-ounce glass
? Quality glassware
? Beautifully gift boxed



Well, you may not want to bring this one out in front of the kids. Not that they’d understand the word ‘Profanities’, but they will understand the bottom line! It’s a hilarious wine glass saying that will be appropriate for many a lady. You’ll know that when sitting around adults, you’re sure to gather many outrageous laughs.

Like all of these wine glasses which have a funny slogan emblazoned on them, they are the perfect gift. This one more so for the ladies. You may know somebody that speaks foul language continuously, this glass would suit them down-to-the-ground. Do you have a bridal party to buy for, job done?

I really like the traditional style of wine glass and that it comes in the attractive gift box. Sometimes these little touches make all the difference. I’ve also noticed that many customers have bought this as a Mother’s Day gift, obviously their mothers don’t mind dropping the ‘F’ bomb!

Great features include:

  • Hilarious wine glass slogan that will have your friends in stitches
  • Quality 13-ounce glassware
  • Wonderfully gift boxed
  • Perfect gift for Mother’s Day, birthday, bridal gift or office party

With a hugely popular customer rating of 4.8 stars, over 80 customers have been impressed with this slogan wine glass.
Enjoying a nice red wine is one of the greater pleasures in life. Why not make it more pleasurable with a funny slogan displayed.

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#7 - W.I.N.O.S. Women In Need Of Sanity

Customer Reviews



? High quality glassware
? Hilarious acronym W.I.N.O.S.
? High quality etching



Another one for the ladies out there. So, men, listen up. Your lady will appreciate this amusing wine glass saying that spells out their need. With the whimsical acronym of W.I.N.O.S. which stands for ‘Women in Need of Sanity’, your partner will be suitably impressed if you get them one of these glasses.

You’ll love the shape of the quality wine glass which is styled with sophistication and class. It has a generous capacity of 16-ounces allowing your wine to breath. Even though this is a novelty gift for some, it’s not made cheaply. The written text is etched onto the glass and is guaranteed never to wear off, even in the dishwasher.

Again, I love the fact that some of these wine glasses come in a nice gift box (although nothing compares to the Lolita gift boxes!). As they do come gift boxed, it makes them easier to wrap if purchasing as a gift. Yeah, don’t we all like wrapping square products!

So whatever occasion you have a requirement for, this is a classic wine glass with a very cool acronym.

Great features include:

  • Funny acronym W.I.N.O.S.
  • High quality etching
  • Great quality glassware
  • 16-ounce capacity

All the wine glasses we’ve reviewed here are top rated and worthy of your consideration if searching for a funny wine glass saying, but this is one of my favourites. It’s a classic style, not crude and announces exactly the feeling of the user. Especially if they have young children!

A 4.8-star rating from over 25 customers gives credence to this lovely wine glass.

#8 - Don't Even Ask Measuring Wine Glass

Customer Reviews



? Extra strong glass
? 2 Wine glass styles
? Double-sided print


? Glasses are not large

If you’re ever concerned about the fragility of your wine glass, you won’t have to worry here. This wineglass is a little stronger than most as it’s made of extra thick crystal-clear glass. You can see the rim is rounded for a nice smooth sip, and your new wine glass will be protected from chipping due to its toughness.

Don’t you just adore the wine glass saying that a lesser amount indicates you’ve had a fairly easy day, half a glass suggesting a rough day and the ‘Don’t Even Ask’ measurement, well, you can imagine… And the print is double-sided, so your guests can read it at the same time as yourself.

You’ll really like the 2 glass options available to you also. There’s an 11-ounce glass which is the one pictured and comes with a stem. There’s also a 9-ounce glass with is a stemless design which is extremely popular in the current climate. Unfortunately, the 9-ounce version was not available to purchase at the time of writing this review. Probably due to its popularity. That’s not to say it won’t be available now.

As we’ve mentioned, the glass is of great quality and so is the printing. Therefore, you will have no problems placing it in the dishwasher.

Great features include:

  • Awesome double-sided print for all to read
  • Extra strong glass for durability
  • 2 Glass style options
  • 100% satisfaction guarantee

Another classic wine glass and another hilarious saying that will amuse your guests. There’s not much to dislike about any of these glasses and this one is a beauty.

It also comes gift boxed in their unique ‘Funny Guy Mugs’ style.

There’s also 5 other designs available including ‘Best Mom Ever’, ‘Might be Juice’ and ‘Wino-Saur’. With a 4.6-star rating from over 100 customers, it ticks most the boxes!

But, as with most products, there have been a few negative reviews. One saying the printing came off after 5 washes, and others stating that the wine glass is too small! Well, I thought 11-ounces is 11-ounces. Yes, it’s smaller than 16-ounces so be aware of this before you purchase.


There really are some amazing and hilarious products out there. A simple wine glass can be so much more than just a drinking vessel.

You may be the type of person that likes subtlety rather than the brashness of the ‘I Do Not Spew Profanities’ glass. We’re all different and there’s a wine glass saying for everyone.

If you’re after something slightly different you may just find it if you click on the image of a product. You’ll be taken to the product page where there’s always other similar items available. I hope you find the right wine glass to suit.

If you’d like to share your favorite with us, please feel free to add to the discussion below.

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